the performative screech-monkeys of the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex are shitting themselves raw over the mere existence of Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and I am so fucking here for how he’s kicking their tiresome asses in response.
El-Sayed is so good at this. listen to him tee off on that doughy pantload, Couchfuck McGee.
“is that Peter Thiel’s boy, with that Ohio charisma he’s got? I think we’ve had enough of him. the last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy — after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. that was the last time he made sense, and then he decided to suck up to power. but that’s exactly what this is about. you got Republicans who will do anything for power and money, including corrupt their office.”
as I’ve said before, Abdul El-Sayed sounds like one of us. he’s snarky as fuck. he does everything we’d want him to in that clip but refer to JD Vance as ‘that doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee.’
we’ve all seen the video of Abdul commenting on Dear Leader’s diaper-filling habits, but let’s play it again, because it’s oh-so-satisfyingly good.
Sky News reporter: “[Trump] says you’re full of shit.”
Abdul El-Sayed: “at least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.”
Abdul also wins at social media.
“I know it’s complicated for you, habibi. I’m happy to teach you how this works at our next debate…if you’re not too much a coward to debate me.”
‘habibi,’ by the way, is the Arabic word for ‘my beloved’ — and El-Sayed is employing it sarcastically, in the same way southerners say ‘bless your heart.’
but he’s not just a snark factory. he’s thoughtful. listen to him explain how the dumbfuck exercise videos farted out by Piss-Drunk Pete and Bobby Brainworms are just a hollow version of masculinity.
“you asked me about like Pete Hegseth and RFK, that, like, they’re trying to speak to this particular group of people, and it ends up trying to like, again, just create one more performance that is like, the way to be a masculine person. and you know, as we’ve thought about it on the campaign, [lifting weights] is something that I’ve always done — but a lot of what I’m trying to do is be like hey, look, being a man is not about how you show up at the gym. it’s like how you show up for your family. it’s about how you show up in your community.”
El-Sayed gets it. you show up — for your family, for your community, and for your country. do you think Piss-Drunk Pete or Brainworms have ever shown up for anyone but themselves? of fucking course they haven’t.
as always, the moral rot starts at the top. Dear Leader loves only three things in this world: money, power, and his own porcine self — and not necessarily in that order. he’s the fucking president, and not once has he ever put his country ahead of his own greedy self-interest.
Where have guys like this been for the last twenty years? We’re need everyone like him.
El-Sayed does not answer stupid questions, instead he points out the stupidity of the question. And immediately attacks the person who first asked it. He’s trying to cut through the bullshit. Damn, I hope he succeeds.
BTW, Jeff Tiedrich’s shtick works better when he hates the people he writes about 😉
But I appreciate him doing this.
BTW what’s this supposed to mean:
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future
In the same section he says he’s going to be on BlueSky from now on.
iirc its his “take care of yourself, people” message. On account of, y’know. *gestures to everything*
Oh, I totally misread that. I thought it’s his last post for the foreseeable future, but that sentence ends with a colon: so what comes after that is the closing message, like you said.
