Rockstar discovers that modern America has become so relentlessly absurd that spending a hundred hours inside its fictional parody feels less like escapism than prolonged exposure.
The kids in my old country buy shitty beaters and modify it to be… basically a tricked out GTA car. Then dozens of them burn down the street for hours at night and the cops just don’t do anything.
“Wait… Why play a video game to steal cars, run over pedestrians and fuck hookers? I can do that IRL!”
The kids in my old country buy shitty beaters and modify it to be… basically a tricked out GTA car. Then dozens of them burn down the street for hours at night and the cops just don’t do anything.
Happens here too. Especially the city I live in which has a classic car and hotrod fetish because American Graffiti was filmed here.
Oh those muscle cars definitely make noise. I swear these kids are just drilling holes in the muffler. Who needs a catalytic converter amirite?
The guy who made “whistle tips” a meme was just up north of here. They got more popular in the Bay Area than around here, thankfully.
Well, I didn’t know what those were until now. And my god what fresh hell that is.
“How can I annoy literally everyone today?”