TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down111
arrow-up1267arrow-down1image"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前message-square31linkfedilink
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up38·7 天前man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·7 天前I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 天前i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 天前At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
minus-squaredeluxe@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 天前“Mom, we want Violet!” “We have Violet at home.” The Violet at home.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 天前Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 天前is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 天前Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 天前Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
minus-squareB1tch_Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 天前Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
“Mom, we want Violet!”
“We have Violet at home.”
The Violet at home.
It’s not the same when you say it.
Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?
Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.
Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
idk if i could fit a whole one tbh
Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
What a beautiful thought.