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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spent Thursday’s Cabinet meeting somersaulting across the conference room in excited pursuit of his own penis. “Oh, I’m gonna get you! Yes, I am! Yes, I am! Come to Daddy, you […]
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    How far do you have to go these days to write satire that isn’t going to be true tomorrow?

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    I can see this happening.

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      That’s a tragic ability to have.

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      I mentally can’t unsee this happening now.

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    I’ve stopped even looking for the onion branding. Most of the time it’s not there.

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    If Secretary Nurgle ever accomplishes this, he’ll spawn some horrible new STD.

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    Obviously fake. He’d be wearing jeans.

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      Jorts

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