This is the most weeb shit I’ve read in a while, I love it
literally this guy
“It matters not.” Is my personal favorite. Very helpful.
accidental stoicism
I have been looking for more reasons to say, “The die is cast!”
“Et tu… Bus!”
Et tu bussy
An evil laugh is really important. Not the obvious muahahahaha. It has to be truly evil, but realistic enough that overhearers can’t tell if you’re clowning or not.
Nothing is better than an ojou sama laugh
Reframing is a powerful tool.
you do know that villains lose most of the time right
Yeah, but this is real life, not fiction.
Pff, that does not affect my plans, I will succeed no matter what it takes
Have you heard of our Lord and savior xanatos?
The xanatos gambit I love it
Only in fiction
A minor setback!
That’s the beauty of it all. If I win, I get to be a king. If I lose, I get to be a legend.
Skeletor lost a lot, but he was never totally defeated.
Muhaha all according to keikaku
(keikaku means plan)
“Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again!!!” I’ll be back next episode none the worse for wear…
Yeah but maybe I’ll Gargoyles it.
Good old Xanatos gambit
It suits me to let you go on believing that!
Thats okay. Because they’re not me. Run those hands, hero.
Every villain thinks they’re the exception.
Although it might be better to see the inconveniences as a villain to defeat.
Whenever I have a minor inconvenience I go into a soliloquy on how the gods have damned me for my hubris. I guess that’s negative energy but it gives me the same effect.
what about when shit hits rock bottom?
That’s when you dig deep and go “You FOOLS! Now witness my true power!!”
Then you hit the world with a “you haven’t seen the last of me” and come back when your stronger and more ornery
Time to hit the character improvement arc straight out of pure spite for the universe
That’s when you yell “Curse you [Insert nemesis here]” and vow to get them next time.
More content for your villainous monologue
Time to update your origin story on FaceCrook.
Your agent listening in through the network of devices in your home; “How the fuck are they unphased?!”
