These are all apparently real titles to real trash romance novels.
Follow up: Can a candle based ghostly gangbang be considered romantic?
At this point I dare say all y’all are more into ghost fucking than Beverly ever was.
Do you guys think these are the actual author’s names or are these books written by ghostwriters?
I’ll see myself out.
I believe the proper term is boo-donym.
I don’t know if ‘penetrated’ is the right word.
‘Enveloped by?’ I mean that doesn’t sell the sex part, but there was clearly no penetration going on here.
Dude looks like he came off a harlequin romance cover but can’t fuck with a penis.
Each spectre has their own attributes.
Where do you think the candle was during all this?
Why seek help? Beverly’s out there living her best life and y’all are just kink-shaming.
Don’t knock it 'til you try it. Even Jack’s met someone of the spectral persuasion.
Weird part is … they are both about the same age in their mid 30s in that image.
That post Dominion War life took a toll.
It gets even weirder than that … I was going by their actual real life actor ages
The in-universe characters would have Myrtle as a 14 year old and Jack as a 22 year old
Leave it to the producer mentality to ignore changes in canon and lore (pun intended).
These things really do write themselves.
Personally I prefer Pounded Up the Butt by the Secret Space Candle Ghost
Lacks nuance, but you know what you’re in for.
It was written by a two time Hugo nominee!
Ahh Dr. Tingle
Just one more reason that I wish I was a ghost.
You’re missin’ out, man.
An edit from last year.
