Disembowelment for golfing?!? Like cut your guts and let them hang out of you - for golfing?!?! If they are going to sell the golf course, that’s fine but don’t cut me!
If you golf you deserve it tbh
Yay, more high-rises to half-build and abandon!
Finally, that tired excuse of a sport has no reason to exist
What else are we supposed to do? Humans are running out of creative ways to advance our destructive powers as is, think of all the negative ecological & sociological effects, the senseless overconsumption, the shitty superiority complex apparently necessary to play, etc.
I too sometimes forget they call it a sport, there must be a funny story behind that as it’s obviously ironical.
Reject golf, embrace disc golf (ideally in a naturally wooded area with minimal deforestation)
That author has the best name for a fake ID I’ve ever seen.
That’s definitely Roger from American Dad.
Aka Lamfiii
It was either that or Mohammed
Definitely seems like the name of someone who coined the term “golfercide” because he’s worried about having his own head lopped off.
