You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, in every photo.
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
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Is ScarJo a lefty?
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
Least down bad Lemmy user
Jesus sees everything 😏
Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.