I’m told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said “You can’t see it from here but it can see you.”. Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused
I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, “Somesone else is in here.” They then promptly fell back asleep…me, not so much…
I once asked my ex husband “does it have Scweppevescence” (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.
Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.
Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB
I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)
This is wonderful!
Oh, I like these!
She must be…annoyed.
Crabby even.
Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.
Anyone have others? I don’t want to go on Twitter
Same lol
The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.
I pretty often will wake up giggling.
Contrasts on having a girlfriend who shares her awesome dreams with you in real-time.
Her consciousness has become crab due to carcinisation
She’s achieved the ultimate crab form
Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:
“We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we’ve had enough of it and that’s it”
I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried …
sounds like what autocorrect would say when you click the suggested word over and over
Omg
