“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
The USS US
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
Us sus?
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!
Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”
“Temper temper” indeed.
*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean
Park this animal on the south side of Taiwan with huge banner:
“Also available for tours to the Philippines!”
Budget & award contact to the private sector first, figure out credibility of defense later.
I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?
The USS Go Fuck Yourself.
United States of Smash
Ah, so we should name it after Perry.
The USS Dour Motherfucker.
USS “WE’LL MAKE YOU LIKE US”
USS Nice Economy You Got There.
The age of the battleship has returned!
The new Star-Destroyer class