I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.
My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent’s cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead
He vomited later that night
I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn’t the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.
people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol
Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.
Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.
Once a guy brought a 2 liter coke to the gym, gotta admit that was tempting
I too am full of microplastics