• skyspydude1@lemmy.world
      27·
      10 days ago

      Because it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say “no homo” every time he dines

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
        31·
        10 days ago

        “Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man’s dick. It’s like no homo bro. It’s all about the gains and the blood.”