I am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.

I’m going to call it Scooters.

Please donate to my Patron and you’ll get free prilosec with your first purchase.

  • toarmspunies [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    16·
    6 months ago

    Some ideas for an aspiring business owner (GOD bless):

    • Make sure you support BNPL services for appetizers
    • Have mystery entres at the door: you pay $15 and get whatever is in the bag (expected value $6)
    • BYONS: Bring your own napkins and silverware- sell it as being eco-friendly
    • Free refills are gommunism vuvuzuela