I am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.
I’m going to call it Scooters.
Please donate to my Patron and you’ll get free prilosec with your first purchase.
I genuinely thought I got banned for making a somewhat ableist comment about neurotypicals often being libs, but when the site came back up I realised I never actually posted that.
Wait fuck
Will it have gambling pls I need to gamble all my savings NOW
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I’ve got Dort Coin for you. Get in on the ground floor now; 50k DCOIN for $1,000.
We Goin TO THE MOON
After we buy all your Dort you will just be _Owl
I will buy all your birds and you will just be _
a moped is a vehicle, correct? how would a moped be scantily clad? bare metal? are the mopeds self driving? you wont get a single petrodollar from me until you can explain this
fairingless. Cafe racer style
Well, there’s full dressers and naked bikes on opposite ends of the motorcycle spectrum already
> he’s never seen the duke naked
Bikinis (Bike-inis)
GOOD post
Some ideas for an aspiring business owner (GOD bless):
- Make sure you support BNPL services for appetizers
- Have mystery entres at the door: you pay $15 and get whatever is in the bag (expected value $6)
- BYONS: Bring your own napkins and silverware- sell it as being eco-friendly
- Free refills are gommunism vuvuzuela
AI powered order taking
we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars
Scooters
Heh, my business is even SMALLER
Sounds woke. The vehicles should be pickup trucks, that has its own built in pun too.
THrow in some crypto and you’ve got a deal i will take 5 dortcoin pls
Instead of selling your Dort you should issue Dort backed securities.
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I’m just a small business I can’t afford anything but rat ribs
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Good barbecue isn’t all that hard to do, regular guys are doing it in their backyard every weekend. The secret behind every good barbecue place is their sauce. Pulled pork or ribs are pretty much the same wherever you go, it’s the sauce that makes the difference. I’ve had excellent meat in places with terrible sauce, and it’s a really disappointing situation. But average meat can be elevated by an excellent sauce. One sauce has to be spicy.
And good crinkle fries to dip in that great sauce.
from dort_owl to dorty owl, truly love to see it.
Reported. No goodposting allowed in badposting. Mods please DO SOMETHING about this owl!
Um actually we have RULES about what to do when there’s a good post in badposting!
I don’t see no emoji in the top level comment
It’s not a good post!!!
