Spoiler
April 17, 2020
The insatiable flesh-hunger of zombies wasn’t exactly on photographer Joshua A. Bickel’s mind when he was covering an anti-social-distancing protest at the statehouse in Columbus, Ohio, on Monday. But it was all that was on the, well, braaaaaains of people who saw Bickel’s work on social media, where the photo went viral for its parallels to classic zombie films.
The Columbus Dispatch photographer’s image is frightening and compelling. Approximately 100 protesters who were urging Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine to end the state’s stay-at-home order and reopen businesses pressed up against the glass doors to the statehouse, chanting and banging windows.
Cheesecake Factory is two minutes late to open
You went on nypost and dropped a leftist take in the comments section.
How did you know.
In-laws arriving for Christmas Eve dinner
Braaaaaaiiiiiinssssss
Edit: Oh ffs it’s already in the spoiler text.
Invasion of the body snatchers from your neighborhood garbage cans
bohemian rhapsody by Queen starts playing
who the hell put this on?
shaun of the dead cover artno you said wrong answers only… then i got nothing.i worked the opening shift in a few movie theaters and legit, this is how it would look 2+ hours before the first movie even started on random wednesday morning. people wanting to come in and buy overpriced popcorn and just mill around making messes.
and they got real fucked up when we didn’t open the door until the actual opening time posted right by their faces.
Arriving to a movie two hours early sounds awful. But then again I’m someone who tries to time my arrival to skip commercials so it’s probably not my crowd
If you bring a friend, have a nap in the theater and let them wake you when it starts
If you are bitten or come into physical contact (scratches or direct contact with the brain or saliva) with a potentially rabid animal, immediately wash the area with soap and water. Contact your physician immediately; rabies is almost always fatal if not treated immediately. Also contact the local or state health department.
The attackers can be subdued by removing the head or destroying the brain.
I’m not 100% certain that would work.
Just make sure not to use a blue monday vinyl
Do not tap on the glass. It scares the chuds.
I don’t remember this episode of doctor who
It was only broadcast once.
FIFTEEN MEN NAMED BASIL DIED WARCHING IT
AND TWO NIGELS AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. AMEN.
Wrong answer: “You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think” ~ Christopher Robin, Winne the Pooh
Right answer: “When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth” ~ Peter, Dawn of the Dead
Why are you closed? Why are you closed? Let us in! We want to shop! We have the right to shop!
The ants in my microwave when I forget they’re too small to heat up but they want out anyways.
The line at Steak and Shake on black Friday














