Mmm my favorite Costco item…

That looks so good; well done!

I mean… your food looks like… something?

But is there some kind of Satan-influence, bonus maggots, and unusual FLATULENCE involved that sorta-kinda seals the deal, lol?

(bah… please don’t mistake this for anything other than what it is, which is some doofus perfectly writhing in jealousy upon your efficient BBQ setup, dol-daggit…)

Oh man, the rotisserie chicken guy is at the supermarket today and now I really want one … but it does look like rain. Hope it clears up till lunch.

Don’t eat the whole thing. Wouldn’t want somebody legally calling you The Rotisserie Bastard.

I need to get me one of them two-prong forks for meat cutting. Very useful.

Amazing. I want some

ROOBEER