In many jurisdictions, assault with a deadly familiar on a law enforcement guardsman can get you sentenced to a few hundred years in prism, and they’ve got him doing it recorded on orb. Of course, they have to catch him first, so…

AI or not developing “bird cred” is valuable. Being nice to birds will win the affection of entire groups of them. They remember kindness and loathsome meanness.
Is that AI?! Is there a source for those images because they are WILD.
Ngl, this is one of the handful of legitimate uses for AI

Yeah its AI. You got disappearing branches and very small eagles. Not to mention like hundreds hanging out on a beach together.
I’m not contesting your claim that this is AI.
However the claim that eagles would not mass in a large group like that is incorrect. I’ve personally seen beaches covered in Eagles before. Haines, Alaska has a festival every year about it.
https://www.visithaines.com/events/annual-events/alaska-bald-eagle-festival/
Its a great time if you have the will and want to travel there.
Yeah a few others have mentioned that too. It definitely seems like a thing they do sometimes, though not in any areas around where I am.
They love a good meal. In my experience they tend to not take issue with their tablemates as long as no one trys to steal off their plate. And Salmon runs tend to have plenty for all.
Bald eagles do hang out together. No idea where there could be that many but I’ve seen 12-16 in one tree at a park a few blocks from home.
Pretty much anywhere in SE Alaska. Hundreds together in Juneau.
That locale actually makes sense.
Bald eagles are just glorified seagulls. Perfect animal to represent the USA.
That’s a bit of an oversimplification of their taxonomy and, given the range of bald eagles it’s a better representation of North America than the USA.
The California Condor would be better if it had to be a bird since those are native only to the US. Another good choice would be the American Robin since their year round area is almost exclusively the US and they’re so common.
If we’re picking any animal species though, my pick would be the American Bison.
While impressive, the Bison is only representative of the Great Plains. Something like an American Beaver, Badger, Striped Skunk, or even Black Bear (historically) covers nearly every state.
The bison is representative of both Native American culture and the effect white colonial settlers had on what is now the USA. The current population might be largely concentrated on the plains but that’s not all the American Bison represents.
covers nearly every state
Which is why my first animal, in keeping with the bird theme, was the American Tobin which is found in every state, no nearly about it.
i still think turkeys were the right one. have you ever seen a turkey get fascinated by a reflection?
no one around here has any chrome on their cars. damn turkeys.
That’s actually interesting. I’ve only ever seen at most maybe ~3 together by a river.
I’ve always assumed they’re not super social and in fact are more territorial.
Along the Mississippi around the Twin Cities there’s a bunch of them.
I know this is a personal story but in Homer, AK there is a guy who feeds bald eagles every day with fish guts. And locally, everyone knows about it and just lets it happen. And there are dozens and dozens of bald eagles just hanging around the property, eating all the bits of fish that he throws out for them. They kinda are a bother but, hey, it’s Alaska!
I want this to be real so bad. This is the most wizard shit I’ve seen in a long time. But it does look pretty sus…
Well, a ten minute attempt to find any information via searching failed utterly. Nothing on the date in the image, nothing about cops being attacked by eagles, nada.
Mind you, search engines suck now, but to not find something this newsworthy seems to make it extremely unlikely to be real.
First frame front right eagle’s face is an amorphous blob when you zoom in, and guys pants fade a little too well into the landscape.
Also why no time stamp in the first frame?
AI fakes are getting better though, it disheartens me to admit.
Edit: also what’s the battery level on the “camera”… Middle third?
Yeah and the wings don’t make sense for the eagle in the left that’s attacking the officer.
The bottom image seems out of a bodycam, Axon logo included.
The closest thing to real life I’ve seen this in was a documentary about an ornithologist who studied seagull mating habits.
For which he had to visit their breeding grounds on the beaches and shoals. Guy had to wear fucking armor to stave off the constant bombardment of gull shit. It was a literal shit warzone. I commend the guy’s dedication to his profession, not sure I could do it.
Slop.
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I wanna say I’ve seen this meme before, like before AI was a thing. I could be wrong, my memory is a bit fuzzy
Date in the photo says 2024










