The conditions you put those girls in were worse, Andy. Wish, I could feel bad for you. Oh wait, no I don’t.
“But at least I have hi-speed wifi and the freedom to bitch!”.
Cross post this to c/wholesomememes
Oh yeah he’s living in third world poverty conditions, and yet somehow has access to Twitter to moan about it. Something seems off.
I suspect what is actually happening is that he’s in protective custody, because everyone wants to stab him either because they hate him because even criminals have standards, or because they reckon stabbing the alpha male will make them super duper extra alpha male++. If he were put in general population he’d probably be dead within 24 hours. I don’t want him to get stabbed and die, I want him to live for a really long time in a really small prison cell.
Dude obviously doesn’t see the upside. Hey, here’s still allowed to send these novel-length tweets! (Somehow. Dunno why though.)
Couldn’t happen to a worse person.
At least there’s some positive news amongst the tide of other stories
Oh no! That’s terrible! They forgot to add the bed bugs!
Not a problem, they can make up for it by throwing a couple of stink bombs in there.
Anyway, someone HAS to do something!
then tell your lawyer to stop bullshitting and go to court
You’d think the lack of air conditioning would make up for the lack of hot water.
A real alpha-male knows how to deal with a prison cell.
And yet, has the means to either post to social media or contact someone to post to social media.
People have been writing letters in jail for others to send since time immemorial
There’s WiFi on the struggle bus
乁( •_• )ㄏ
Should prisons be subjecting people to those conditions?
Absolutely not.
Does it upset me that this guy is receiving this treatment? See previous answer.
Also if prison is a thing, I’d sure hope it has a way to keep prisoners who attack other prisoners separated.
But but but the winning, it is a state of mind? P papa?
Oh, no. It is rather terrible that his crimes put him in such a difficult place.
I mean, I’m totally for prison reform. But I bet you this guy doesn’t give a shit about the subject.
The hilarious thing is that he’s only in this situation because he has put himself in this situation. He’s in prison in the US at the behest of the UK government who want him extradited. If he wasn’t fighting the extradition he wouldn’t be in the US prison system anymore. UK prisons aren’t exactly Scandinavian style, but they’re better than the US ones.
Of course if he is extradited he is going to get the book thrown at him. He’ll die in prison, in like 50 years or so.
Oh look, an alpha male can’t handle some cold water and bugs. I bet he’s never even been camping.
no no, it makes sense. alpha male, so not ready for release and bugs are to be expected
He’s not even alpha he’s a discontinued development branch. That’s why it looks like a Skyrim NPC. He’s from a version before they introduced realistic skin and body hair.
*slow clap*
*slightly faster clap*
Trying to revitalize Tinker Bell?
