I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.
Follow-up questions:
- when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
- are you ever groggy in the morning?
- how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
- what are your true passions in life?
Be a rebel; stand to shit
“Here’s something you never see… You never see a guy running full speed while taking a shit!” - George Carlin
Sorry George…
This is pretty close too. But he’s jumping not running.
NSFW mild
Oh no the dog!!😲
This is why the Olympics were originally in the nude.
‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’
The best is shitting in flowing water for the ol’ aqua deuce. Once got pulled behind a sailboat for an epic one
Nobody is forcing anyone
Not even… your mom?
Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…
Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏
Here is a fun fact: about half of people stand up to wipe their ass after taking a shit.
And there’s that one guy who catches his shit every time.
https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ?si=ENvwf3-uNM6GChz8
Edit: its a podcast! Its not weird shit stuff
I’m not clicking that and I’m glad Lemmy does not have autoplay video.