More facade posting Also Trip’s ass amiright
I fucking hate grocery shopping.
The only thing that made it not-terrible really was getting in on couples arguments. You gotta be sneaky though.
One time a couple was arguing about which peanut butter to buy. I didn’t even need peanut butter. I had to be like “excuse me” to even get at it because they’re standing right in front of it. Grabbed the one, and muttered to “myself” : “yeah, this is the good stuff”, and walked off with it.
Put it back later.
I’m never going to be able to escape this damn game
You don’t join a threesome if you want to, it’s about consent. And you can easily be pulled into an argument if you’re so inclined.
I don’t know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch
At least you can do a majority vote with three people
Damn, I never knew I needed a 3rd person in my relationship until now…
cue everyone voting something different