• Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    When preparing/working on a machine, TURN IT OFF. IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP WHEN REPAIR ANY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Is there a charge for “attempted negligent homicide” or something? You did something so catastrophically stupid that was all but guaranteed to kill someone except you got lucky, but you still should end up getting censured so you don’t roll the dice on someone’s life again

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Hey at first it said “only hit this button if you really hate Phil, it will kill him.” but they thought better and changed it.

    • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      No, this is a corporation, so unfortunately the best we can do is some tax cuts maybe a massive bailout.