There is one who I could follow. One I could call king.
He’s nacho king
Man, that made me look that up. That tweet is from 2018
It’s been 7 years… dear god
Kid could be like 20% nacho by now
What 2018 was two years ago…
Right?
Speaking as an elder millennial who insists that every time during the 90s was 10 years ago and always will be, your math checks out 😁
Damn, guy’s probably studying in college now. If he’s like I was in school, he’s likely still 1% nacho
Nacho boy is now 20. Could have a kid of his own… who might also be part nacho.
1% Nacho
99% boy
100% reason to remember the name.
I’m nacho boy, guy!
NA CHO NACHO BOOOOY ¡I WANT TO BE! A NA CHOOOH BOY
That’s a great goal. Specific metrics. Verifiable. Reasonably achievable.
This kid is going places. Probably to the toilet for a while.
I once drank 3 liters of water just to be 3kg heavier. Oh boy does it get hard to drink water after 2L and not going to piss.
Just wait til you need a colonoscopy.
I mean, you ARE allowed to piss. And drain your bowels. But it still gets really hard to keep drinking.
Wtf they removed the “I’m 1% nacho son” punchline
He’s currently 100% cho son
He’s gonna win two truths and a lie for the rest of his life.
It’s good to have achievable goals.
He’s now 300lbs and eats 5 pounds of nachos, over exceeding our expectations.
I, William shatner, present to you tonight, a story about a man; the distant future drags on, what was once man is now mostly nacho…
He’ll probably never be 1% nacho again. This kid peaked in his teens.
Am I the only person with a fit 140lb boy that is barely 13?
I guess that’s still doable for a teenage boy at 140lb. 1.4 lb of corn chips and fixins sounds like an awful lot to me, but teenage boys do seem to be able to pack away an ungodly amount of food with little or no consequences.
He could pack that in. I didn’t think of it that way. Easier to make totchos for extra calories!
I was also thinking that “about to be 100 lbs” sounded closer to age 9.
Yeah, my just turned 10 is a 110lb toothpick. Very tall though.
No, I was probably the same. Puberty hits everyone very differently
Yeah. He recently ate about 5000 kcals before lunch. To be fair, he was sick the week before.
i was 120 from age like 12 to age 18. i just kinda stretched. i was also always at least a little underweight.
60-70% of Adolf Hitler’s body was dihydrogen-monoxide! Ban dihydrogen-monoxide now!
because eating queso is what separates the men from the boys. you get optimal cheese coverage on every chip. 100% cho, 0% nah.
when he’s a man he can set reasonable goals, like being five percent butter
200 pound person, 10 pounds butter seems doable. Will be 2% bread too probably
Some assumptions and math: 4.535924 kilos = 10 pounds. Butter is 0.95 kilo per liter. That’s 4.31 liters butter. Assume 180 pounds human, 10 pounds butter, 10 pounds garlic seems to have the right ratio (maybe a little low on garlic). Garlic is 0.57 kilos per liter. 4.535924 kilos of garlic is 2.59 liters of garlic. Total 6.90 L garlic butter. The human gastrointestinal tract holds: stomach = ~1.5L small intestine = ~2L large intestine = ~2L total 5.5L. We would need 1.4 L more to fit this all comfortably. That’s just one extra stomach. In this article I will demonstrate…
Afterwards you can tell him that your stomach is on your outside, we are donuts.
are boston creme pies donuts? is the bavarian creme outside those too? is there a good reason we’re not eating some right now?
I mean, yes they are donuts and no it’s not. I said donut as a colloquialism for toroid. Which most donuts are to the point that most people call toroids donuts even though not all donuts are toroids.
Why doesn’t he just eat nacho now. He could still be 1% macho, but he wouldn’t have to eat as much.
On the contrary: at 13 he’d still be growing, and 99 lbs is very little for a fully grown woman, let alone man.
He’d probably have to eat at the VERY least a pound and a half of them now if he wants to be 1% nacho again.
Thats awesome. We could all get a food scale and people scale and calculate that on every meal!
