I used to be a cashier at a grocery store and one time a lady came through the line and went to pull her wallet out of her bra, couldn’t find it easily and started emptying her bra like a purse. Out come the keys, tissues, a GUN, then finally the wallet.
She had a gun. In her bra.
In the holster? If it was out of the holster, that is brandishing, especially since it was at a register, and she should not be carrying. Even in a holster, that is so close to brandishing that it could easily get her a court case. Just touching it alone can be considered criminally menacing.
I live in a place that is very gun friendly and I have carried both openly and concealed, but every single person who carries a gun responsibly knows that the second most important rule is to keep your hands off it unless it’s go time.
Depending on the holster, carrying in her bra is potentially safe-ish, but her decision making in this instance makes me feel like she probably didn’t do much research.
For those out there considering carrying:
- Never point your gun at something you aren’t ready to destroy, and treat your gun as if it is loaded at all times.
- Keep your hands off your weapon when you don’t intend to use it.
- Always carry it in an appropriate holster (hard shell kydex for inside clothing) and leave it holstered as much as possible when not carrying because the holster is the primary safety mechanism.
- Have a clear understanding of your target, what is behind your target, and the penetration power of your ammunition as well as your effective aiming range.
- Consider every single alternative and probably choose that before presenting your firearm.
- Only if there is absolutely no alternative and a life is in mortal danger, present your firearm quickly, assume a firm and practiced grip, aim for center mass, and call out a warning such as “stop or I’ll shoot”. Only fire if that warning is ignored and you or a loved one remain in mortal danger despite the warning. It is only acceptable to not give a warning if the assailant is actively attempting to murder someone already.
- Once the target is no longer a threat, do not continue to fire and reholster your firearm immediately. Then, call the cops, call your lawyer, toss first aid to the assailant if you have it, and wait patiently to be arrested (because you will likely be starting a legal journey that will change your life).
If you have fantasies about wanting to use a gun in self defense, you probably shouldn’t carry one. Shooting anyone is a tragedy for all involved. You won’t be a hero, you will be a killer for the rest of your life. If you did that because you absolutely had to, then thoughts and prayers to you, but if you did it because you wanted to be a badass, you are no better than the criminal you were trying to stop.
The only appropriate attitude for a gun carrier is “I sincerely hope I never have to use this thing in self defense.”
“Hold this for a second while I dig around in my tits” is not the appropriate attitude.
There’s actually a holster made to attach to your bra.
It’s called the… Wait for it…
Flashbang.
I wish I had thought of that.
Holy shit it is a real product. Great name and great Christmas gift.
I’m always impressed by womens ability to stash shit in their bra. How does it not affect the size or clothes lines in any way whatsoever?
I once saw one pull a big can of deodorant out of there. Not a little travel size, about a foot long. Also a medium purse and a smartphone. That was about 10 years ago and my melon is still twisted.
Some video game inventory logic man.
Poop knifeBoob knife
Why not both?
Hygiene
Now I want a girl that drops loot
-things a pirate would never say
Pirates are always looking for booty anyway
Something something booty?
“Oh yeah thats just my booby trap”
No, the correct response is “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”
This is also a knife
I see you’ve played knifey spoony before
I see you’ve played knifey
spoonybooby before
Amazing. I should watch that show
what’s the missing word? coins?
boobs
edit: found the original

Fake. Boobs don’t clunk when they hit the floor.

Clanker
I’d bite her shiny metal ass.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor
It’s raining men, hallelujah (same event, different perspective)
Exactly! It’s more a gentle thud, like… a bag of sand
The roof is on fire
Or buckwheat
This just raises more questions.









