I hope that’s ai because ew
Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.
CarDinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ ChikeI really liked his new album, what’d you think?
Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.
that’s what my dog eats, easy on her stomach. She doesn’t care much for TS tho
Is this like rice with Greek yogurt on top or WTF mate?
[Crying in French, full mental breakdown]
Still like wiping your ass with silk :)
Side of mayo? Or is that too spicy?
If they’re feeling adventurous
That’s what salt is for
And here I thought that’s white pepper.
This is the joke I came for.
This feels like punching down.
Let people like what they like.
Nah its supporting a billionaire.

How is what I said virtue signaling?
By calling out the OP and refusing to participate you are setting yourself above people who… checks notes believe they have better food taste than the ~250 million people who enjoy Taylor Swift’s music 🙄
The act or practice of conspicuously displaying one’s awareness of and attentiveness to political issues, matters of social and racial justice, etc., especially instead of taking effective action
Seems about right
-> https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virtue signaling
I will (not) judge you for preferring this dish.
Everything is punching down. And live by your own advice.
I like bashing paint by numbers pop music, let me enjoy what I enjoy
How is it punching down to make fun of someone for eating bland food?
Many people who eat like this are closed minded to trying foods from other cultures because they use flavors and spices that add richness to the food that they perceive as “unsafe”. This often extrapolates out to a weird form of xenophobia.
It’s not punching down to make fun of xenophobes….
Fucking slop
How can you tell? Wouldn’t be hard to shoot this photo at all
Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn’t like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽
My husband doesn’t eat onion, pepper, mushroom and any other “weird” vegetable. Try cooking with these restrictions. If I have to use one of these, he’ll eat it, but he won’t like it, so I feel like it’s not fair to serve to him constantly, only once in a while.
Those are like the 3 things I use the most! God, I feel for you!
I have a hypothesis but am not smart enough to verify. But I think Onion affects some people like cilantro. Where a portion of people have a reaction to it and others do not. But mostly that they are responding to onion’s intended natural defense of vapor and oil.
I have an alternative hypothesis: At least some people who say they don’t like onion are basing that opinion entirely on raw onion and refuse to consider and/or haven’t noticed cooked onion.
Go to restaurant, get served a house salad, bite into the purple thing, OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?

I have a love hate relationship with it. The extra flavor onion can add is god tier. The texture is awful. So I cook with it but leave minimal pieces left in the dish.
That’s interesting. I’m huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand…
Incidentally, I also love the texture of tomatoes 🤔 are you my evil twin by any chance?
I’m both your evil triplet, I don’t like the texture of either.
Read this as “toilet”. It still works. Maybe better.
Maybe it makes her fart.
Why are we listing more reasons to like onion?
I don’t like onions either. The taste is ok sometimes, but not very nice. And the texture is awful.
Out of curiosity, is it any onions?
Like there’s white, yellow, and red onions. On top of that, lightly cooked yellow onions are far different from heavily carmalized ones (crunchy and oniony vs soft and sweet)
Any of them bastards
Except leek. But I don’t know for sure whether it counts as an onion
Practically every cuisine around the world uses onion.
I just replace it all with shallots. They’re way better, no nasty slimy texture. Fuck cooked onions, nastiest shit ever, texture-wise
Some people don’t like taste.
Must suck hating every cuisine on the planet
Speaking as someone with texture issues and a very sensitive pallet, it fucking sucks ass. Lived in India for 4 years, couldn’t eat fucking anything even though I tried to force myself every day. I wish I could enjoy Asian food the way everyone else does :( At least I had butter chicken 😭
Well, it does suck. I remember when I was in high school and I found some cookbook with recipes from different countries. I tried cooking some of them and was amazed at how intense the taste was. Only later I realized that those recipes were pretty normal, they just tasted amazing compared with my mother’s cooking. It’s not that my mother’s cooking was very bland but Polish cuisine is pretty boring. It’s mostly salty and sour, not much variation. And some people never venture out beyond what they grew up with.
TBH Northern Italian food is the same way. My Italian grandmother made godawful bland pasta sauce
Peppers >>>>>onions, rank up playa
Some people would take a pill for sustenance if they could.
You basically can, albeit not in pill form. There’s a whole category of complete meal replacement options, mostly in the form of shakes. The best known is Soylent by Rosa Labs, but there are dozens of others targeting every nutritional profile around. Most are a fraction of the cost of even the most basic foods.
Strangely, most of those people will still not even try these.
And?
Raw onions have an awsome texture come on.
I am kind of the same way with garlic. I can certainly enjoy foods that have garlic as one of the ingredients, but if it’s the main flavor, I tend to not like it. Like, if I’m choosing from the hummus varieties available to me, I have no problem with the plain hummus that obviously has garlic in it, but I don’t like the “roasted garlic” variety that has extra garlic.
I love garlic in all forms but I have to agree - garlic as a seasoning is very different to garlic as a flavour.
I also dont like union like the caremelized shit it sucks but if its cooked into a dish i can enjoy it maybe sm like this?
I kinda hate onion. If I don’t taste it it’s fine but any dish that I’ve tried both with and without I heavily prefer without. Fried onions are the exception for me.
Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?
A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…
I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay
They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.
“I think #348-17”
See how much better that would be?

HAHA TEEN GURLS SUCK!! AMIRITE!!!
It isn’t the teen girls. It is the mid life crisis moms who see her as a proxy for the life they didn’t get.
I mean, people can also be casually misogynistic about the interests of middle aged women ¯_(ツ)_/¯
That chicken is so white it tried to colonize
That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.
Somewhere Eric Clapton is triggered by this comment.
He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.
That chicken is so white the GAP automatically gives it a discount on khakis
That chicken is so white it just asked to speak to your manager.
That chicken is so white, it uses race-based crime statistics to draw all of its sociological conclusions.
…who are you aiming at there?
Big chicken
dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages
Doubt it can take credit for that when it denied the very same self determination it claimed was a core value in the territories it administered.
It was the capital extracted via colonialism and slavery that allowed the first Industrial Revolution to happen. The raw materials came from the colonies and the colonies acted as a consumer market for machine finished goods. A ton of intellectual property were stolen from colonized / occupied peoples, which were then poorly credited once spit out of a machine more efficiently than human hands/artisans (not dissimilar to AI). Sugar refining and cotton dyeing are just two prominent example.
Essentially this part of the world was the global 1% while everyone else toiled.
Tl;dr: Colonial powers were the Altman’s, Zukerberg’s and Bezos’ of their time. Let’s not rewrite history in their favor.
The industrial revolution was the transition from the late-renaissance to the early-modern era.
It wasn’t the end of the Middle Ages. That came with the invention of the printing press and the neoclassical revival of greco-roman styles of art/architecture/literature/philosophy.
The argument is even weaker if we go to before the Industrial Revolution. The Renaissance and scientific revolution happened on the shoulders of intellectual property borrowed/taken from global civilizational giants and on the backs of forced / coerced labor in colonial occupied territories. The luxury of having intellectuals in coffee shops pondering how society should be structured could have only happened by exploited labor in the colonies propping up their livelihoods and arguably through contact with pre-civilizational (indigeneous) societies in the Americas.
Two civilizational giants that come to mind are China and India. Chinese scholars, as you know, invented paper without which the printing press is not possible in the way that we conceive it today. India invented the numerical notation system that allows us to communicate large values and datasets in an efficient manner.
If not for the work of Brahmagupta, al-Khwarizmi and (most importantly for Europe) Fibonacci this notation system would have never been accepted as the number system we use today was considered to be sacrilege and mystical in Europe for centuries.
For paper, as with numerical notation, the practice was brought to Europe with advancement by Islamic civilizations. Cai Lun, Zuo Bo and Fan Ye were crucial in the development of paper which spread globally as we perceive it today.
The colonial narrative, for hundreds of years was that this progress happened in isolation and that was used to justify racism and genocide. I’m glad that in 2026 we are able to unravel such narratives at the seams.
Sir, this is a shitpost sub
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
Obviously this is a shitposting sub and not the correct place to be pedantic, there are other better places for it. This is a place to escape the fucking shit show of humanity for 4 fucking seconds. If it was in another community, sure, correct away. This isn’t the place to push an agenda. Let us have one fucking place to unclench our ass cheeks for a second. Jesus fucking Christ
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
That chicken is so white it wrote this
Two chicken died for that sin against tastebuds
THAT’S CHICKEN???
I thought it was fucking whipped cream or mayo wtf
Bleach-marinated chicken
Edit: deplatform those assholes
About as alabaster as their skin
I just assumed it was cake
It’s a remarkably effective argument for vegetarianism.
🫰🫰🫰
If I’m reading that right (which obviously I’m not), you’d “love to buy a tiny violin?”
😂😂😂 nah that was actual snaps lmao
Edit: shade is reserved for memes/gifs
Just fyi, that emoji is actually meant to be a tiny heart: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_heart
TIL: thank you kind stranger :)
Them: “text is too ambiguous online, let’s add emojis to help…”
Me: “I don’t know what those emoji mean and at this point I’m afraid to ask”
Edit: I need to go take a rip.
AI slop? Probably.
Maybe. Reverse image search lead me to this, though, and her voice sure has potential Swiftie tones.
What does non-practicing mean!?
Like I am racist - but I don’t practice it.
What does non-practicing mean!?
As he demonstrated: he isn’t afraid of spices. Like EXTREMELY white people are.
non-practicing, as in a white person who doesn’t season their food.
Hopefully. If it wasn’t, some person wasted two chickens’ life.
I would rather believe this is AI than real.
Two thirds of a Gym Bro Special
Yeah, that was my first thought.
rice
gym gurl special
You know much carbs that is?!?
When you’re actually working out a lot, you need carbs … especially starchy, long-lasting, slow-absorbing carbs like rice.
And not just to have energy to burn during your workout, either. Rebuilding muscle requires protein to supply the building blocks, yes, but it also requires energy to assemble those building blocks together. Carbs are the healthiest, most efficient way to supply that energy.
A diet tuned for a rigorous workout regimen needs both protein and carbs.
Edit: and before anybody takes this the wrong way. No, your 30 minutes per week ‘jogging’ on a treadmill does not count as a ‘rigorous workout regimen’, and three donuts washed down by an XL caramel latte is way too much carbs, and not the best kind of carbs. This is only for people working out intensely, as in athletic training. It’s also with the assumption that you’re mainly working for muscle gain, not weight loss.
I ran my last marathon on keto and it was fantastic. Five stars, would recommend to anyone. There was just no slowing down and I didn’t even notice the wall around the 20 mile mark. Where glycogen is finally burned out.
I didn’t find it sustainable as a lifestyle though because I eat in other peoples homes a lot. And it’s just rude to not eat what they put in front of you. Eating out was just strange as well since I would just eat the protein and leave the sides. Or ask to substitute whatever it was with salad.
I wish keto was easier around non-keto people.






















